New changes in the calculation of public indifference have recently been suggested by the European Commision on Unnecessary Statistics. These have yet to be ratified, but, because of it's close ties with the Baltic States, the House of Cheese™ is keen to fall in line with these exciting changes. Under the new guidelines the amount of indifference is expressed as a percentage where 100% would typically represent a normal, healthy teenage boys attitude to studying GCSE Citizenship at school and 0% would represent the same boy's indifference towards being stuck in a lift with Konnie Huq