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Berlin Walls, Eiffel Towers, Vending Machines and Marriage.

Being in love with an inanimate object is no joke and it's probably harder work to make such a relationship work than a fully human relationship. Revenge of the Lawn's song "I've fallen in love with a Vending Machine" chronicles just such a romantic relationship between the band's very own Prick-Ear and a drinks dispensing machine.

This form of sexuality is known as objectům-sexuality and occurs in only a very small number of people. Examples include:
Mrs. Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer is married to the Berlin Wall and has her own web site about her and her husband.
Mrs. Erika La Tour Eiffel is now married to the Eiffel Tower.

Unfortunately Prick-Ear's own relationship broke down due to jealousy on the part of the vending machine, and he is now in negotiation with Portsmouth City Council in a bid to marry the Spinnaker Tower, which he has been visiting once a week for several months now.