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Revenge of the Lawn's New
Tactical Amphibious Assault Team Allow Coastal Gigs in Enemy Territory

As you are probably not well aware, Revenge of the Lawn have a huge list of firsts to their credit in the Isle of Wight Rock Band world. And here's yet another:
Revenge of the Lawn are the first Island rock band to have a
Tactical Amphibious Assault Team (TATT),
seen here training in the New Forest last week.
As TATTs go, they are not very proficient but, once fully trained, it does mean that Revenge of the Lawn will be the ONLY Island band that will be able to secure a gig on enemy coastlines. Another first for the rising Island band.

In this set of photos, the 'Catcher' can be seen making pathetically inadequate attempts to grasp his fellow trooper, which resulted in the latter ending up in the Lymington River, while the band's Beach-head Marshall screamed insults and abuse from the assault craft at both hapless troopers.

Swinging confidently from the craft to riverbank.

Desperately reaching out for the bank.
Catcher reaches out in feeble fashion - it's too much effort.

Trooper continues to swing back and forth,
until, many reduced swings later ...

... trooper falls into the river.
Catcher doubles up in laughter
- that is, until yelled at by Beach-head Marshall.