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|Exclusive Pictures of Beverley Knight's bodyguard, Ray.|
Revenge of the Lawn have always admired Ray the Bodyguard's work. When we heard he was coming to the Isle of Wight Festival, we sent Prick-Ear to photograph him in action. Only we hadn't expected it to be so difficult getting past dear young Beverley Knight!
|An online art gallery exhibiting nearly-famous paintings on the the subject of urination. This is a visual accompaniment to the song, How the Urination Process has affected some of the Greatest Moments in History.|
|Revenge of the Lawn's entry into the Cheese-rolling Races at Cooper's Hill, Gloucester, in 2007.|
|The Forgotten Unwise Wise Man: a Christmas Tragedy.|
|What happens when a town falls out of love with its Big Black Shed?|
|What happens when joy-riding on washing machines goes wrong?|
|Nocturnal Emissions on Radio Piccadilly, Manchester, in 1986.|
The very excellent talk show of Jim Reeve.
Along with various militant Manchester groups, the Isle of Wight Freedom Fighters try to plan a joint advance on London, coordinated via his show.
|The Phlying Phallus of Little Fingring Bottom or Sir Repente Konydome's Phlying Phallus.|
The story of the small Essex village that was terrorised by a gigantic flying penis in the 17th century.
|Do you remember these Gazelles of the Solent?|
The Sealink passenger ferry is now extinct. And you won't notice even one bearded activist getting upset about this loss.
|National Trust don't trust Revenge of the Lawn.|
|Recruiting Officer Set to Solve Band's Fan Problem.|
|The day Anarchism tried to conquer the Island.|
Crass on the IW:
they came, they saw, they sodded off quick!
|When is urine worth fighting over.|
|What became of the third original band member of Revenge of the Lawn?|
|What is Hell really like?|
For the first time in the history of Mankind, Revenge of the Lawn have been given unique and exclusive access to the torments of Hell, in this once-in-a-lifetime exposť of the Nether Infernal Regions.
Our reporter, Baptist, returns with a no-holds-barred investigation.
|Are you hardcore enough to sponsor a roundabout?|
|The traditional Island sport of Chockdog Chucking is still alive and very hard.|