Ever wanted to listen to a full Waltons gig, but just didn't have the time?

Perhaps your high-powered life doesn't allow you to sit and wade through a full Waltons concert.

Well, now you no longer have to fret.

We, at Compress Constructs Ltd., have condensed the Complete Works of the Waltons into under 5 minutes.

Yes, please! I desparately want to hear The Waltons in under five minutes!