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| Please note I have removed the @ and any full stops from all email addresses on this page to try and fool the E-mail combines. If you want to email someone you will have to put these characters back in. | Click here to see Stats! |
| Messages for 2010 | ||
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| 2010 | ||
| Me - Fri 25 Jun 2010 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : ROTL's Last Gig Was The Dog's | ||
Message: | When was Ryde seafront moved to Sandown? I don't remember being at that meeting. | |
Hmm.. that's probably Rob being funny, but I'll ask and if it turns out to be a genuine mistake I'll mock him until he cries. | ||
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| Tony Cornell - Sun 20 Jun 2010 | ||
| Email : lordcornell ukonline co uk | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | I want to complain. I see that in the Revenge of the Lawn Isle of Wight Festival text, you mention that a cover of "Hey Jude" was performed on a Triple Shielded Impeller Driven Filtration Unit from a Bosch XL-4721-EM. As you know I AM one to find the smallest fault, and, I'm not afraid to say, that what you wrote is in fact wrong. I was there at the Kashmir tent on Sunday just as you did that travesty of a Beatle cover, but obviously I slunk away quickly after hearing it. Now, I happen to collect dishwashers and I can tell you that what the singer played was the triple-screen, impellor-driven filtration unit of an SRS45E48GB Slimline Bosch Exxcel dishwasher, not what you wrote. Please amend, as there is no such thing as a Triple Shielded Impeller Driven Filtration Unit from a Bosch XL-4721-EM. You're just making yourself the laughing stock of dishwasher collectors the whole world over. Yours pedantically as always, Tony | |
I'm sorry Mr Cornell but I can only got with what the demented idiot said on the sound file. Until he tells me otherwise the text stands. | ||
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| Jeb - Thu 10 Jun 2010 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | Ahhh, the old "I refuse to say anything for fear of incrimination" sounds good about now... xxx (and as much as I hate to say it, they actually weren't that bad! I so wanted to bully him.) | |
I refuse to what now because why now??? If by "they" you mean the recordings I'm glad to hear it. I've just noticed that the live recordings don't have a rating. I'm sure they used to be an "E". | ||
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| Jeb - Mon 17 May 2010 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | Hurrah! We have lift off! Smeg said he'd get in contact when I moaned at him about his cheesybits, but I'm not sure how much of that is true. Either way, you've made me have a big smile :) xxx | |
His cheesybits have long been a source of embarassment to him and worthy of your moans, | ||
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| Jeb - Mon 17 May 2010 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | Sort the mp3's out, I'm dying of curiosity. | |
That's weird. I wonder how long that hasn't been working. It should be OK now. | ||
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| DC Bits - Sat 15 May 2010 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : Revenge of the Lawn | ||
Message: | Re: Revenge of the Lawn's New Tactical Amphibious Assault Team I must say that I found this article deeply offensive. Can you please stop calling us a 'rock' band. You unthinking callous prick. | |
Yes I agree. | ||
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| Morphy Richards - Wed 12 May 2010 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | Ok so I now realise I will not be able to get to your Feb gig let alone 'blow you off stage'. On a brighter note Mount Ashey has a large place in my heart - used walk up there from my house in Upton as a kid...You have become members of an elite club. After previously being Person-L, R.Object and Fred Engels I now am part of KikiT VisuoSonic you can see what we get up to at: http://www.visuosonic.org. Got a not very handy gig in Cheltenham in March. Got Mick at the Quay to play with us for that FreeQuay gig the other year maybe we set up another Quay gig. Cheers Russell Morphy Richards P.S. Code BMUS is releasing a compilation album through iTunes later in the year - well every other bugger has reformed why not us...? Don't answer that. | |
--Apologies to Beamus, he posted this letter back in January right when the House of Cheese was at its most disconected and because he put a link in it he had the same trouble as Tony below. I've only just caught up with it.-- For those of you that don't know them Beam Me Up Scotty were a truly brilliant band from Portsmouth that played on The Island a couple of times. N.B. My memory is good enough to remember that I thought they were brilliant but I can remember fuck all else about them. | ||
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| Tw - Sun 25 Apr 2010 | ||
| Email : anarcholoko yahoo co uk | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | So... this page would not let me insert my blog address eh? How do I get around that one then. OK. Let's try er... Oh I can't be effing bothered. Bye. | |
Hey look on the bright side, at least you're not in a band on the Isle of Wight anymore. | ||
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| Tw - Sun 25 Apr 2010 | ||
| Email : anarcholoko yahoo co uk | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | I'm confused now. Spam filter. Anyway back to the answer you gave me previously regarding the red wavy lines... Well that doesn't surprise me. Bastard thing that it is. Anyway I am only here to unashamedly plug my latest(in a longish wavy line of) silly projects that no-one apart from myself seems to be remotely interested in. This is, of course, GLOBAL PSYCHEDELIC SOUNDSYSTEM, which despite the very long and difficult to type name when your fingernails need cutting is just me wearing a hat and pushing buttons on a naked laptop which then magically pumps out a whole bunch of amazing contemporary multi-cultural-cross over bum-shaking-feet-shuffling music from all over the world that (or is it which?) I have been collecting for the last ten years or so. If anyone is remotely interested you can find some mixes here: =========== Now back to the main program.... | |
How's that? | ||
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| Tw - Sun 25 Apr 2010 | ||
| Email : anarcholoko yahoo co uk | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | I have a very important message but I keep getting blocked by the spam filter | |
Just leave out any references to penis extensions, any links and anytrhing relevent or of interest and it should work. | ||
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| Tw - Wed 07 Apr 2010 | ||
| Email : anarcholoko yahoo co uk | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | I hate those dropdown boxes. Nothing in 'em ever applies to me. I also hate the way this page is attempting to correct my spelling by putting red wavy lines under fings. Just wants to make me type itallwrong to see howw many red wavy lines Icanget. Now I can't remember what it was I was going to say. But I'llbebackwhen Ido. TW | |
Hey it's not me trying to coreckt your spelling. That's your computer that is. | ||
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| Meobviously - Wed 17 Mar 2010 | ||
| Email : I am paranoid | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | just wanted to enquire how anyone in your island top 11 chart could be regarded as a "new band" ?? surely the only qualifier would be "The Lawnies" and you excluded yourselves !! lots of love Whingingjealouslyandhopping (ononeleg) | |
Yes. I agree but you are overlooking the most important point viz it's a complete load of bollocks! Anyway I'm not talking to you. frozen pizzas indeed! | ||
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| Bill - Wed 10 Mar 2010 | ||
| Email : bill rootdownfm com | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | Stumbled over your site after stumbling over the punk brighton one shortly after I stumbled in from accidental lunchtime/afternoon beers - all that stumbling had me mentally reaching back to 70something and a gig at The Buccaneer (I think) in Brighton when I stumbled on stage with the legendary Dave and in unison we chanted Fuck Off into the microphone for about 10 minutes while the band ground out a vague Waiting For The Man (I think) riff - inspired improvisation which remains possibly the best 10 minutes of my life - cheers Dave | |
Wow! I don't remember any of that. Glad you enjoyed yourself though. | ||
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| Alison Rushton - Thu 04 Mar 2010 | ||
| Email : I am paranoid | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Dear Mr Cheesybits , i wish to complain . Just in general . about a lot of things , mainly that i am 43 now . That's bloody old . Regards Alison | |
Ha! That's not old. Try being in your 50s and weighing 23 stone! | ||
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| Bill O'Neill - Sat 13 Feb 2010 | ||
| Email : usual | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | We have been waiting in the garden in Eastbourne for ROTL to turn up at our Silver wedding do (21st July). An ice cream van on August 10th gave us false hope. Several people have died of starvation and the stalingrad type winter of january 2010 finished off most relatives over 50. I survive by sucking dew from grass and eating hedgehog poo. I feel this may predjudice my voting for bestival this year. | |
Revenge of the Lawn (being total musical sluts) would, I'm sure, be prepared to play at your wedding aniversaire so long as you pay them enough to get off the island, find them somewhere to stay, and so long as that date doesnt clash with something else (by far the most likely senario). Email address here. | ||
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| Doris Pubeish - Thu 28 Jan 2010 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : My Hand is Up | ||
Message: | hello my name is doris pubeish, my self i totally disagree with this appauling and disgusting gut churning statement, my hand is not up it is typing on the keyboard, who are you to tell me that my hand is up when its blaintly not. my mother catrina pubeish, totally disagrees too , and when i told my goldfish susan, she was completly devistaded, because she has no hands. so now im thinkinh about taking this to court because you have verbally abused my feelings and i want to sue you for the amount of pain you have caused my family (including susan), good day . see you in court soon, doris. | |
... or not. | ||
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| Dorine Dorito - Wed 27 Jan 2010 | ||
| Email : dornierockin2k9 hotmail co uk | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | excuse me?! mental? | |
It was only an "either or". I'm sure you can convince me that you are not mental by having a lucid conversation with me.... | ||
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| Dorine Dorit. - Thu 21 Jan 2010 | ||
| Email : dorinerockin2k9 hotmail co uk | ||
| Subject : Cats Like Plain Crisps | ||
Message: | i like to eat grass sandwiches & you didnt have any, its the only things i eat and they are not available, i think you should offer a wider variaty at your buffets. Also i had a strange man come up to me, he looked a bit like jesus & he said you like cheese dont you, i think he should be directed to a specialist, obviously there is a screw loose. Thanks for your time, Dorine Dortio | |
When I receive messages like this I'm never quite sure whether the author is mental or whether they have mistaken me for somebody else and have infact been to a buffet thrown by that person (and attended by Jesus's looky-likey). I think we need to know. | ||
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| Dorine Dorit. - Thu 21 Jan 2010 | ||
| Email : dorinerockin2k9 hotmail co uk | ||
| Subject : Cats Like Plain Crisps | ||
Message: | well, i disagree with the statement. my cat likes Salt & vinegar & BBQ crisps so once again YOU HAVE LIED! | |
It's just the name of the shop madam. | ||
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| Phillip Snout. - Wed 13 Jan 2010 | ||
| Email : 098896786 | ||
| Subject : Sandwichs | ||
Message: | ner. | |
Nur? | ||
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