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| Please note I have removed the @ and any full stops from all email addresses on this page to try and fool the E-mail combines. If you want to email someone you will have to put these characters back in. | Click here to see Stats! |
| Messages for 2009 | ||
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| 2009 | ||
| Pen - Sat 27 Jun 2009 | ||
| Email : pennyrushton live co uk | ||
| Subject : Cats Like Plain Crisps | ||
Message: | OK Mr Cheese, Bless you! I've promised many times...but this time I will come up with the goods!!! You name the time and place and I will deliver my collection of 'Cats Like Plain Crisps' pics! Your websites enduring wait in this capacity is to be highly commended! You shall be rewarded!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh dear!...that may have been a profound overstatement sounding like I have major photographic works to present!....All I have are a selection of poorly printed Boots jobs! But they may be better than nothing!!!...I hope! A quick scan and a Photoshop clean up and the may scrub up ok! Much love PenX p.s. Where did you get those pics of my party circu 1985? That was a good party! Who identified the people there? I don't recognise several of them, but they are named...and were very welcome at the party I know! PX | |
Now would be a good time to annpounce that we are doing our next gig at Ryde Regatta/Arts Festival on the 11th of July. If you come to that with your booty I will gladly divest you of them. I believe we are playing on the seafront somewhere at about 6-7pm.
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| Antony - Thu 25 Jun 2009 | ||
| Email : ant antpop com | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Hello Mr Cheesy Bits I was just wondering if you're on Twitter? | |
I'm so not on Twitter that I thought you were asking me if I was mainlining birdseed. | ||
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| Aslkdfhlaskdhfsakhf - Fri 12 Jun 2009 | ||
| Email : vhaskldfjh aksjfjskf com | ||
| Subject : O B Quiet | ||
Message: | Yes very good. [Expletive Deleted] | |
Hurrah! | ||
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| Tightbasterd@longpockets/shortarms. Com - Thu 11 Jun 2009 | ||
| Email : tightbasterd longpockets/shortarms com | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | A fiver??????you must be funkin' jokin mate!!!!and i happen to know that this miserable offering dos'nt even feature the bands star member of course I allude to none other than the inimitable O.B.Quiet esq. the noted banjo player oft of Portsmouth(the north island)A noted folk musician of yore who even this evening was indulging in vast amounts of ale given for nownt on account of his inestimnable performance at yon Gnell Gwyne hostelry in said metropolis. | |
Good gig then Owen? | ||
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| Tony Cornell - Sat 30 May 2009 | ||
| Email : lord cornell ukonline co uk | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | Dear Mr. C-Bits, Please could I use your website to thank Revenge of the Lawn for the somewhat cheap and nasty birthday party they put on for me at the Simeon Arms last night. I would thank them directly but they are still not answering my e-mails for some reason. I did enjoy myself for approximately 3 minutes when I heard everyone singing Happy Birthday to me, but unfortunately I was in the toilet at the time. | |
Tony? Would I be right in thinking that you are a miserable c**t? | ||
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| Tw - Tue 26 May 2009 | ||
| Email : as ever | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | That's my guitar you're holding I'm looking at it now. Yeah, this must be Looney Tunes (one of very very many gigs that I have absolutely no recollection of) and it's definitely at the Pavilion 'cos I recognise the ceiling. Strange that I should remember the ceiling but not the gig... or maybe it's not. | |
When I came down to the island in '82ish I got a lift off Jon Roath and some nipper in a big van full of wood. We naturally started talking about music and he asked me who I liked on the island. When I said Loony Tunes he said he thought that they were shit and then preceded to tell me the bands he liked all of which were covers bands. The argument then went along the normal lines of cover bands don't count etc. I had no idea he played in one. To his credit he didn't throw me out of the van (at least I have no memory of him doing that). The next time I saw him I was in Loony Tunes and he was supporting us! Ha Ha! Who's that bloke with the green hair I recognise him? | ||
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| Obq - Sat 23 May 2009 | ||
| Email : xzcvxzcvxcv asvsadf com | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Yea I did mean that one, I didn't send the wrong link at first but your anti-span filter buggered it up. That looks like you behind Tony,thats what made me think it was the Waltons not Loony Tunes but on closer inspction it looks like you (?) are holding a guitar not a bass...did you ever play guitar in Loony Tunes? | |
Yeah I played with Looney Tunes. I think I only did two gigs though - one at Warners and one at the Pavilion - mind you for years I thought I'd only done one gig until Rob found that photo. | ||
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| Obq - Fri 22 May 2009 | ||
| Email : ljk;ldfajl;dknb | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Are you sure that this www.cheesybits.com/bitching/complain.php ia a piture of Loony Tunes? I thought they were the band with two drummers and Mark-the refigerator-engeneer-bass-player, or has the passing of time dulled my...you know thing that helps you remember things bit... | |
You sent the wrong link you pill. Later - I give up! I can't find a picture of Looney Tunes anywhere. Even Later - Ah found it I think. Do you mean this one? If so I can't see drummers/bass player either but that doesn't mean they aren't there. You see it's possible that other things can exist outside of the frame of the photograph. | ||
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| I. Tinerant-musican - Fri 22 May 2009 | ||
| Email : fsghbnvbn sdfsdfsdfg com | ||
| Subject : O B Quiet | ||
Message: | Ive done three open mic nights this week!Yates In Newport, which was so overcrowded I had a job to squeeze in. At me local, The Fawcett Inn, on wednsday (As usual I played much better 'unoficial set' in the garden after my 'oficial' spot,) Then Thursday at The White House in Fratton. Phew! I have been busy haven't I? Lookin forward to Revenge of the lawn at the Simeon Arms in Ryde on May 29th | |
You'ld better be looking forward to it, you've got to play. | ||
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| O. B. Harp - Thu 21 May 2009 | ||
| Email : sgljbsfl;igbosjigfb co lsdkfjgklsdhjgf | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | What do you mean my Ow[e]n songs ...that last message wasn;t from me....its obviously one of my many fans. One of those who thronged to Yates on monday I expect... | |
Don't worry it wasn't me that replied either. | ||
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| Folk Off-u-count - Thu 21 May 2009 | ||
| Email : xcl;jkfb;ldfb;dhkflzb adkfhjvkldjfgg com | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | I wish to complain about the lack of O.B. Quiet in th etop 20or 30 or whatever it 'tis. It's OBviesouly rigged to discriminate against this fine musical artist. | |
Yes you're right it is rigged - rigged by you desperatly trying to improve your chart position by downloading your Ow{e}n songs. My advice is to turn down the vocals and turn up the bass. | ||
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| Bern - Tue 19 May 2009 | ||
| Email : bernyrichards hotmail com | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | Hola Dave,Gary,Chris and Bruv chewed my ankles. i am still a total fucking twat and everyone hates me.i love you all and thankyou for the best times of my miserable pitiful existence. | |
Oh pull yourself together you twat, you were always the organised one. Go and buy a drum kit, stop smoking crack and move to the country and everything will work itself out in the end. And don't worry about that "everybody hates me" thing - that's quite normal... So how the hell are you? | ||
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| O. B. Anjo - Sat 16 May 2009 | ||
| Email : ;sladijva;jnaskldj v sm,bvjkfx com | ||
| Subject : O B Quiet | ||
Message: | Its not Fair. | |
OK I'll play along [and not mention your cavalier attitude to the possessive apostrophe]... What's not fair? | ||
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| Tw - Thu 14 May 2009 | ||
| Email : Same as B4 | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Don't get snotty with me Mr Fatfreecheesyarse. I was only responding to the info still held regarding my esteemed self on this turgid and disreputable site. And no, it is an irregular vegetable verb - I yam, you yizz, he yizz etc... unlike the regular, I bean, you bean, he bean etc. You're Welcome TW | |
Are you sure you meant to say freecheesy? | ||
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| Punkdaddio - Sun 03 May 2009 | ||
| Email : punkdaddy punkbrighton co uk | ||
| Subject : Badges | ||
Message: | Hi Dave love the badge shop, what an enterprising fellow you are. I like the idea of Noddy v JP Sartre, shame there can only be one winner in such a tight contest. Can you explain the chinky Myers conundrum - are they one and the same geezer and which one is which? Look forward to your no doubt pithy reply. PD | |
I doubt if they are the same person, Marcus from (Midnight and the Lemon Boys) was just a kid when he started with Kemptown Rockers {I think that was the first band of the three} and the Vandells were born out of the Depressions weren't they, I thought they were much older. I'm not sure I ever saw the Vandells. But anyway Chris should know, he played with Marcus lots. The chinky comment was either: 1. A typo 2. A wind-up because he had a squint or something 3. He was genuinely part Chinese But ask Chris he was a really nice guy and I doubt if he has actually turned into a racist bastard in the intervening years - well no more than anyone else from Rotherham anyway. | ||
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| Obq - Sat 11 Apr 2009 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : O B Quiet | ||
Message: | That last photo wasn't at the Fawcett as it 'appens.'Twas at Rodger Courtneys Music Club and open Mic @The Barn, The Milton Arms , Milton OBQ | |
So it was a photo of both of those occasions then. | ||
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| Max Dyson - Sun 05 Apr 2009 | ||
| Email : max dyson tinyworld co uk | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Err, whilst looking up Paul Roundhill, who I last met many years ago when I lived in Bethnal Green and he was selling things in Cheshire St. I came across my name and Paul Stickland. Yes I did put on bands in Brighton and like to think I was the man who put punk into Brighton with the first Stranglers gig in 1977. One of he last times I saw Gary, aka Smeggy was at a party in South London with the other soon to be members of King Kurt who had just had their signature hair cuts. Is this big Dave behind the web site as you seem to remember me? Max - just about still rocking | |
Yup. That's me. I remember you well, mostly for not living at Blatchington Rd but also in your role as general trouble maker at the college and yet strangly I have no recollection of ever seeing any of your art. Did you ever get a degree or did the social agenda get in the way? It's suddenly turning into a right old Brighton rougues gallery here, I wonder who's going to be next to appear. | ||
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| Obq - Wed 01 Apr 2009 | ||
| Email : djg;ljbkldfsjgikd ldkfahgjkdfhg com | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | I note that soon the H of C wil be celibrating ten years on line. This calls for a huge bean feast with loads of (free) beer and sandwiches, obviously. 8-) | |
We have been thinking about this for a while. The five top ideas at the moment are:
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| Obq - Wed 01 Apr 2009 | ||
| Email : fdlkghsdkfljgh djfhg com | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | i just been playing with the new reload and get a different house of cheese banner feature. It's lot of fun. For a short while. | |
It wasn't meant to be a computer game. But thankyou for noticing. | ||
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| Grant Boult - Tue 31 Mar 2009 | ||
| Email : grantboult hotmail co uk | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | Great pictures of brighton,my era,used to rehearse in the vaults,the windsor back bar really moved me ,simon action mod ,big mark ,cliff, dougie,smeggy,peter test tube.i remember a girl from my school brought Jerry Dammers in at the height of the specials and the nazi armbands on big mark and co freaked him out a bit . amazing...really enjoyed cheers will pass on the good vibes | |
I don't remember you Grant but that's no surprise I don't remember anyone nowadays. I wonder what happened to Cliff. I'd be surprised if he's still alive. I take it you came from the Punk Brighton site, if not that should be your next stop. | ||
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| Tw - Wed 25 Mar 2009 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | I am pleasantly surprised that so few people have voted for me to increase my meds or return to psychotherapy. Perhaps I am getting better. Perhaps it's just that nobody knows who I yam. Anyway, I think it was Stevie Gold who took those pics on top of the Pavilion and surrounding areas. Thas'all. | |
Whoa! Have you slipped into a time warp? That vote was over in 2005. Or have your reaction times got really slow? Tell me about this new verb, is it regular: I yam You yam He, she or it yams....etc. etc. | ||
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| Obq - Tue 17 Mar 2009 | ||
| Email : fl;gihjdfgjilh asjkdhfsjkladfh co uk | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | '[B]ut do you really want to witness Radiohead interrupting their set to play an advertisement for sanitary towels or bleach?' Yes...in fact if they were to replace their set in its entirety with said advertisements it would be an great improvement. | |
I can't think of anything funny to say because it's Wednesday. | ||
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| Obq - Thu 12 Mar 2009 | ||
| Email : onion garlick breath com | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Interesting enough the words 'Onion' and Union' have the same etymological root. An onion was considered 'Unified' because it only has one thing and that grows inside it's self in layers, as opposed to garlic that has several bits next to each other. | |
I used to deliver milk to a Mr O'Nion who lived in Niton. | ||
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| Paul Stickland - Sat 21 Feb 2009 | ||
| Email : paul paulstickland co uk | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | Well, blow me down.... Hello old chum, where are you, what's going on? Weirdly spotted you via punk in brighton and Max Dyson's attempted re-onion of the class of 79 in Brighton this summer. Spending my days being pushed off pavements by old ladies here in riotous Sherborne in Dorset, busy drawing, drawing, drawing, banding, dadding (5 brilliant boys)(one more on way...) and much more! You on the Island? Roger? News? Email? love n'kisses, Paulxx | |
Blow me down too. Only the other day I was reading about you saving historic buildings in a dentists waiting room (no the historic building wasn't in the dentist's waiting room). Coincidentally it was you that took me to that Depressions/Flesh gig (see below) where I met Roundhill. And Max Dyson that was the guy that put on all the gigs at the college wasn't it, I'd forgotten all about him. You were my son's favourite author (until about the age of five) we've still got your tractor book somewhere. Of course, one day soon, I'm going to have to post some Druid Himalayas for people to downlaod. | ||
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| Ralph Ridlerrr - Wed 11 Feb 2009 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : Sandwichs | ||
Message: | I ordered cheese, not bacon, I'm a veggie idiot. It's safe to come out now, dad has left the IOW. Hahaha. We can all start pretending that he never exsisted. PS Don't you miss me making your comments look bad? Cherio old chap. | |
Where has Count Von Baron Ridler gone then? Your comments are fine. Your Engish has improved no end. | ||
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| Johno - Tue 10 Feb 2009 | ||
| Email : nunof your business | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | Smeggy and the Cheesybits had a manager? I'm astonished. | |
Hmm..It b{e|u}ggers belief doesn't it. | ||
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| Paul Roundhill - Sun 08 Feb 2009 | ||
| Email : professorro Gmail com | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | 1977 the alhambra brighton and i'm late for the gig having decided to offer services as manager... windows smashing.......... chairs flying... a stentorian bellow...."what have we got? fuck-all! what have we got? fuck-all! seig heil! seig-heil" more destructive energy than ali's pub can contain... changed my mind about the job, gissa ring babe, XXXXXXXXXXXXXX professorro/youtube | |
Hey great to hear from you. I always wondered what happened to you. I'm shocked to hear you were going to offer your services as a manager - I would have been up for that (you couldn't possibly have been any worse than Dougie) - you shouldn't have been put off by a little friendly rioting. Strangely I was just talking about you the other day to some one. I don't suppose you remember turning up early one morning at Ravens Rd with lots of bizarre ingredients and proceeding to make us this great new drink you'd discovered, which turned out to be a Pina Colada? I remember meeting you for the first time at a Depressions/Flesh gig at the Vault. Was it you that sold me the DPs/Flesh Fanzine? Anyway, well done for being alive, and can I finally confess that I really fancied your girlfriend (unless of course she is now your wife in which case nothing could be further from the truth). Do you have any photos that I can post on my site or any recordings? | ||
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| DCBits - Sat 31 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : Ahy Oh Why Oh Why | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Dear Sir Whilst I am impressed by the all new, all singing, all dancing, high-speed fully automatic Bitching & Complaining Suite™, and the speed of response it engenders, I can't help but notice that it has started to replace the first letter of the email addresses of you correspondents with a capital "A". | |
Hmm.. coincidentally I had just noticed that as well. Thank you for writing in, I'll sort it out. Later: Blimy! That took ages. It should work now though. | ||
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| Tony Cornell - Fri 30 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : Alease refer to earlier postings on this site for my e-mail address | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Dear Sir, Concerning your e-mail posting dated Thursday 01 Jan 2009, you should know by now that it's unlike me to allow any minor, unimportant, petty mistake to pass unhindered onto your pages without the most abject whinging from my person. Gross, crucial grammatical errors, I'm content to let sail by. And therefore, while we're on this subject, and in time-honoured tradition, I feel compelled to rise predictably and yet reluctantly to your bait and complain in the most vociferous terms about your most outrageous and deliberately infuriating misuse of the Great English Language's most venerable punctuational son, the apostrophe. In fact, I'm so furious ... angr ... grrr... ca''nt take's i't any ... quaf'f'f ... jibba ... bloff - bloff ... wheres' that k'nif ... I mean, I ask you, a fuckin' apostrophe after a turding, buggering s ?!!!!!! | |
When I said, "Please feel free to write in and complain about the incorrect use of the possessive apostrophe," what I actually meant was, "Please don't bother writing in and complaining about the incorrect use of the possessive apostrophe". (Please feel free to write in and complain about the lack of the infinitive after the use of the negative imperative). | ||
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| Jane - Thu 29 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : Aermaidinthebasement hotmail com | ||
| Subject : Cats Like Plain Crisps | ||
Message: | David, thanks for putting up the Cats page and all the tracks. I haven't got any of those recordings anymore (because I'm careless and keep moving house). It was wierd to hear them again. We were OK, weren't we? Give my licks to the old Cats when you see them. (I live in York now and have lost touch with them all - would love to hear from them, if the intervening 20+ years, kids, dogs, rabbits and failed marriages haven't deleted them). Jane (ex Cat) | |
Yes you were "OK" some would say "brilliant" (not me obviously). It's a crying shame that you were never recorded well. You always sounded best to me in Sarah's living room in Newport St. (the more intimate the better). The only Cat I see on a regular basis is Hills; I saw Barker Barker at the Bestival two years ago (with Dotti). I bump into Penny occasionally (and Claire) but haven't seen Jacquie since she was living in Brighton. Astonishingly I've just found the remains of another recording session on my 4-track. It's only 2 or 3 songs but includes a song that I'd completely forgotten about. Can you guess what it is (yet)? One day you're going to stop calling me David. | ||
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| Martin - Thu 22 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : I am paranoid | ||
| Subject : Revenge of the Lawn | ||
Message: | Hi! Nice site! | |
Ta. | ||
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| Ian Davison Aka Bison Aka Ebay - Mon 19 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : Atringsgc aol com | ||
| Subject : Badges | ||
Message: | Ta For my badges, when you are next in the approximate area please feel free to collect free shit as per previous waffle. Also just found pic of post Cheesybits Waltons at Lakeside Inn, Wootton. Will attempt to email it to you if you can give me an email address to send it to that it. Ta TA Bison bison | |
Big ups for free shit! I think you may be setting a dangerous precedent here though. I was pleased to see you don't play **** **** because it really is for *****. It was a spooky night at the Solent. The last time I heard all those songs in one evening was probably down at the Richmond in Brighton in 1978/9. I spent a lot of your set outside in the garden or hugging the pathetic excuse for air-con at the back of the room. Remember, however hot and unpleasant it is for you, it's about 8" worse for me. | ||
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| Ian Davison Aka Bison Aka Ebay - Thu 08 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : Atringsgc aol com | ||
| Subject : The 80s Were S**t | ||
Message: | "Offended" me ?? .....Quite to the contrary I consider it an honour , in fact I am thinking of commissioning a commemorative badge in celebration of said jingle. As for "The rumour is the owner swings" reference to my being an "alleged" bass player (rather than having any sexual behaviour connotations) , all I can say is well I am back in a band playing gigs, and I am using a bass guitar (wether this actually constitutes being a bass "player" is a matter of interpretation and I'd encourage you to come over to Ryde on the 16th January as we are playing at the Solent Inn (Monkton Street , just over the road from the shop, they do a nice line in lagers and killer pool sessions) to draw our own conclusions) , so perhaps I can dispell this "rumour" or perhaps not.Either way it looks like I have managed to get in a plug for my gig. As for Rob telling you that I knew about the jingle, all I can say is either he imagined telling me or I have erased it from my memory . "Free shit" is being compiled. TA | |
Yup, nice plug. Subtley done. Unfortunately by doing it here you have only reached an audience of four people and a whippet (but then that could potentially double your audience {boom boom}). I will, as is usual in these situations, say that I'll come over and see you but probably won't (mind you I do need some diesel and TTescos is just up the road, maybe I can persuade my sister to make me tea...etc [this internal dialogue will go on for the next ten days so I will leave it here]). Rob is a cock. | ||
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| John Williams - Thu 08 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : I am paranoid | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | I'm John Williams, I will like to know if you do carry Dustbins in stock for sale.It will be my pleasure to purchase some your products for my new company back overseas and I could like to know the brands and the types you do have in stock.I will also like to know if you accept credit card as a form of payment ?Looking forward in hearing from you. | |
I'm sorry but we only carry Be-Bop Dustbins and they are no longer available for purchase. | ||
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| Ian Davison Aka Bison Aka Ebay - Wed 07 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : Atringsgc aol com | ||
| Subject : The 80s Were Great | ||
Message: | Well you could have at least told me you'd done a bloody jingle. Instead I have my bi-annual nosey about "The House of Cheese" to find it buried in amongst the downloads from 6 months ago. I'll send it on to IOW Radio for use in our summer 2009 advertising campaign but I think they might have some issues with the orgasmic grunts at the beginning. As for the "rumour that the owner swings" lyric, all I can say is that the article published in the Ryde Beacon is wholely inaccurate and may be subject to litigation (and besides I think it was more likely that you were being lazy and couldn't think of a decent rhyme for "strings" or "precious things") . Anyway fair enough, if you'd like some more "free shit" I think I may have some outboardy studio crap I'd like to unload so you'll have to get your arse over to Ryde to collect (I think there is a jack patch bay and mmaybe a keyboard sound module). Bring some dodgy badges with you. Tata | |
To tell the truth I thought your lack of response was due to you being grossly offended by our inadequate ramblings - "The rumour is the owner swings" is of course a reference to your being an "alleged" bass player (I've never seen you play) - Rob told me that you knew about the jingle. "Free shit" is always welcome I'll bring badges. | ||
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| Suzanne - Mon 05 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : I am paranoid | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | smeg....i ain't f**king paying for a badge!so....make sure you give me one next time i see you.big hugs xx | |
Once again, not Smeg, Cheesybits - and before you ask, I didn't sleep with you in Ladbrooke Grove | ||
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| Me - Thu 01 Jan 2009 | ||
| Email : MeMeMe Me Me | ||
| Subject : The Old Subjects Were Better | ||
Message: | My son just spent all his EMA on an X-Box 36 so I won't be around for a while. Sorry. | |
That's all right. Happy New Seven-Days-After-Baby-Jesus'-Birthday. (Please feel free to write in and complain about the incorrect use of the possessive apostrophe). | ||
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