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DJANGO RATIX Crazy ape shit man SIR LORD
EASY LISTENING'S
TRASHBLAND
ALL-STARS
Sir Lord Easy-Listenings Trash Bland All-Stars OTHER Other shit from the House of Cheese
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Follow the links above (click on photos) to download mp3s from the dark recesses that are [or possibly is] the House of Cheese ™ archive. If anybody thinks that I have published something on this web site that I shouldn't of please get in touch through the contacts page and we can throw insults at each other. Likewise, if you feel that I haven't credited you for the part you played in one of these recordings please get in contact and I will rectify that immediately [immediately in this context means at the next available opportunity which normally is several months after I've promised to do something]. Or [and lets face it this is the much more likely scenario], if you have been correctly acknowledged for taking part in one of these recordings and would rather deny having anything to do with them blah blah blah etc…...
To stop you downloading too much utter rubbish a key is provided to give you a guide as to recording quality and content. The guide to recording quality (that is the quality of the original from which the mp3 was taken) should be fairly helpful especially if you don't like listening to bootlegs that were recorded on ancient mono cassette decks at the back of noisy auditoriums. To give you some idea as to the content of the files the "best" from each section will be marked. This is intended only as a guide and is based on my personal tastes that may change from day to day.
Key
A Recorded in a proper studio (or the modern equivalent). Mastered on to 1/4 inch tape or DAT
B Recorded on digital home recording equipment. Usually mastered onto DAT or CD. Also bad copies of catagory A songs.
C Recorded onto 4-Track cassette. Mastered onto anything I could beg borrow or steal. Also bad copies of the above catagories.
D Recorded onto a ghetto blaster or similar. Usually in a live situation.
E Recorded on some old mono piece of shit or ghetto blaster with accompanying crowd noise, microphone howl, people hitting the floor nearby with a baseball bat. Spock's mono recordings of Nab Funk etc
F Could be anything really crap. tapes that have degenerated or been broken and stuck back together with sellotape
G Don't even go there.
* As recommended by a sick musical pervet.
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