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Messages for 1999
1999
Tony Cornell - 20/12/99
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

This message was so big I had to move it to here.
     


Click on the link above to view Tony's ramblings.
     


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Ian From Strings - 12/11/99
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Oi Cheeseybits, I'd like to complain about the blah ! blah ! blah !............and you can't read the bloody typeface on any of the bloody pages......blah ! blah ! blah !......etc..etc.
     


Blame Microsoft (tm) mate, that's what I always do.
     


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John Pearson - 12/11/99
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

In fact I think I'm the Waltons No. 1. I know all the words to 'Motorcity Fantasy' and I think I have an old Waltons poster somewhere at the back of the shed under all the junk. Also I once kissed a girl whose friend knew a boy whose auntie had a friend who used to serve the sister of one of the Waltons.
     


That's enough bickering about who's who's this and that. Are you sure about Motor City Fantasy I could have sworn that was the Pumphouse Gang.
     


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John Wilkin - 26/10/99
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

F**k you.You b******k faced s************s you p***k f*****g s**t...
     


Hmmm...valid point well made. If only you'd said that ten years ago you could have saved us all alot of trouble
     


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Baron Von Tollbooth - 11/10/99
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

I am a bigger fan of the Waltons than Rob "so-called" Martain. I can recite by heart all the lyrics to their "hit song" "Bread Above the Keck" with one eye shut. And while I'm complaning any way can I complain about the transparent deception perpertrated by members of the Waltons who respond to this web page under ridiculous pseudonyms in an effort to give the impression that there is some kind of dialougue between the creators of this web page and an adoring public.
     


Yes self advertisment is not on is it?
     


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Rob Martin. - 10/10/99
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

I'd like to complain about the dreadful lack of spelling mistakes in your web pages. Now that we British no longer run the world, it seems it has become fashionable to have lots of spelling mistakes in journalism nowadays. In your pages I only noted the single, following error, namely - "Their were inevitable etc." I would also like to complain about the writer's grossly unfair use of the phrase "drunken humanity". I was there on that Xmas eve at the Prince Consort. I feel the word 'sub-humanity' would be far more appropriate and its inclusion will almost certainly prevent other members of the audience from taking your good self to court on a charge of libel for misinforming the public. Also, without trying to sound presumptuous, although hoping indeed to sound quiveringly pompous, I wonder if I might take the liberty of naming myself as the No. 1 Waltons fan. I understand perfectly if people feel this is an outrageously unacceptable pretension that deserves to have me smacked lightly but firmly about the cheeks with a pair of leather gloves, but I do know several of the lyrics to the first verse of that well-known Walton's anthem "Ploghed Ice"! I leave it to other Walton's fans to better that and prove they are a bigger fan than me.
     


Hmm..quiveringly pompous? you clearly have too much time on your hands Rob. Have you written anything about the Be-Bop Dustbins yet?
     


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