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TOP 50(ish) MOST POPULAR PICTURES
AT THE
HOUSE OF CHEESE™

DON'T FORGET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THESE PHOTOS.

1st

See how the band shamlessly trade on past [in]glories. Notice also that they had to set up their own gig because nobody was prepared to give them one.

Revenge of the Lawn's Inaugural Farewell Concert

2nd

Listen to Headfunk here.

Damien and Tom of Headfunk 18th June 2010

3rd

Revenge of the Lawn play the hallowed turf of Ryde Seafront.

Revenge of the Lawn's Second Inaugural Farewell Concert

4th

With their 'pretty boy' bass player. I think this was the gig that Martino compared ('to what', I hear you ask).

The Waltons at the Lakeside Inn Wootton

5th

This gig has become the subject of a bizarre thread on the bitching page. To follow the story click here and keep clicking on Next Sandwich.

The Fleasheaters Ball

6th

7th

Revenge of the Lawn return to the backroom of the Simeon Arms for an evening of fun and frolics [hang on - maybe that should be an evening of fun and folicles].

Revenge of the Lawn's Fourth Inaugural Farewell Concert

8th

Revenge of the Lawn return to the High Park Tavern. Site of their hastily improvised meat-raffle song.

Revenge of the Lawn's Fifth Inaugural Farewell Concert

9th

Revenge of the Lawn's Third Farewell Concert is again in Ryde. No one else wants them.

Revenge of the Lawn's Third Inaugural Farewell Concert

10th

Dave Cheesybits is rushed into hospital just days before ROTL are due to appear at the IW Festival

Mr Cheese is ill.

11th

Who were Neptune Ice Cap?

12th

Revenge of the Lawn play at The Solent Inn on Friday 16th October at about 8:30pm.

Revenge of the Lawn's Sixth Inaugural Farewell Concert

13th

Revenge of the Lawn finally get to play in a town other than Ryde. They will, however, be doing it without their banjo playing monkey-man OB Quiet, who's hog-tied by his labyrinthine work schedule.

Revenge of the Lawn's Seventh Inaugural Farewell Concert

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15th

Revenge of the Lawn play at The Solent Inn on Sunday 21 February at about 6.00pm. Relaxing evening, soft Sunday tunes, cheery Solent company.

Revenge of the Lawn's Ninth Inaugural Farewell Concert

16th

Revenge of the Lawn play at The Solent Inn on Saturday 1st May at about 9.00pm.

Revenge of the Lawn's Eleventh Inaugural Farewell Concert

17th

18th

Revenge of the Lawn get to play a third town. As yet we have no idea what time we will be going on. It could be early!

Revenge of the Lawn's Eighth Inaugural Farewell Concert

19th

Dave Cheesybits is the victim of a frenzied knife attack.

Frenzied Knife Attack

20th

Revenge of the Lawn play at The Quay Arts Centre on Monday 26th April from about 8.00pm.

Revenge of the Lawn's Tenth Inaugural Farewell Concert

21st

Captain Sensible
with either Algy Ward or Paul Gray?

22nd

23rd

24th

Martino's Uncle

25th

This deluxe edition comes with this realistic toilet display case

Revenge of the Lawn's First Album

26th

Revenge of the Lawn play the Isle of Wight Festival 2010

Revenge of the Lawn's Twelfth Inaugural Farewell Concert

27th

On which he recorded the entire 1980s (often, in later years, accompanied by a really annoying squeak).

Martino's Ghetto Blaster

28th

Sarah Barker-Barker

29th

Rat Scabies (the young scamp)
in cheeky mood.

30th

31st

The eponymous Bill O'Neil is obviously unsatisfied with Revenge of the Lawn's version of 'Bill O'Neils Sandwich' and is attempting to get the song performed in a folk stylee. Click here to see the comment in situ.

Bill O'Neil is Unsatisfied

32nd

Plagiarism in Action

33rd

For the related sound file click here

OB Quiet visits The House of Cheese

34th

35th

For the full story click here.

Poof Positive that Handbag Nigel Owns a Sandwich

Uptight Girl and Claire

37th

Rat Scabies in pensive mood.

Observe the delicate way I have brutally soldered big f**k-off wires directly into the play heads

The Fabled 4-Track

39th

Compare with Zanies in its heyday.

Zanies in it's Heyday

40th

They're not gay or owt.

41st

The 4th photo in this series has been withdrawn.

Cheesybits strips for the masses (3)

42nd

I think this is the bloke from Splash of Pop. Don't worry, everybody used to dance like that in the eighties.

Dancing at the Pavilion

43rd

We are actually going to turn up this time.

Live Wired Final 2011

44th

Penny, Sian and Claire

45th

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47th

Sarah Barker Barker

Sarah Barker Barker

48th

Lyn Edwards Again

49th

Spotted outside Seasick Steve gig in Southampton. For more on The Bum Banditeers click here.

51st

Revenge of the Lawn play at The Bestival on Sunday 12th September at 10.00am.

Revenge of the Lawn at The Bestival

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