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Messages for 2006
2006
Stuart Hanson - 31 December 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Hey. No Complaint here. Just saw the site thought it was good. specialy the page on the dustbins. Darren Rich is me uncle you see. He, and me mum (his sister) and me gran and me grandad..... have talked about the band and stuff before but i'd never herd any of there music or anything so thanks. I made him a Cd out of the songs for crimbo. thanks again.
     


Glad to be of service, though I'm a little disturbed that a whole new generation of impressionable yoofs are being exposed to the Be-Bop Dustbins.
     


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O B Quiet - 06 December 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

To the chap who wanted to cover 'the scronging song'...Feel free. it would be nice to think that someone some where was still playing it. Apart from me that is. I still play it ocaisonially.
     


Wasn't that request posted 18 months ago?
     


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Ralph Riddler - 04 December 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

hi mr c___-b______, Im now going to write in perferct english although some off those big words where rather too big for me to understand and im not actually year 7 im year 8 and nearly 9. But i cant write out something or other one-hundred times because to be honest i have KNOW idea what they mean at all .And what have i said that annoys you because i have just checked and i havn't yet sweared!(hehe) so explain. I think this is the longest email i've ever written! bye-bye
     


     


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Ralph Riddler - 26 November 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

hi, is it u or any1 U no thats writtin "whos tony jones "everywere ?>? i fink itz funni .HOOS TONY JONES IF YA NO TELL ME I WANNA NO , bubibiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,(deep breath)iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(and breath )iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii me !
     


     


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Nick and Claire - 09 November 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

No complaints! Just found the website - looks great. Just a note to say the Calendar works....happy birthday for today (your time) yesterday (our time)?! Cheers Nick and Claire
     


Somebody remembered! This message qualifies as our first antipodean correspondance, The House of Cheese™ has gone global. See you next year, have a good Christmas.
     


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Waggabanjo, Yeti & Frooom - 08 November 2006
Email : I am paranoid
Subject :

  Message:  

Sir,
     


Hmmm...well I'm totally convinced that this message is from a real legal firm.
     


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Handbag Nigel - 08 November 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

So, talk to me about The Hot Gates.
     


I can't. I'm still too traumatised by the experience.
     


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Antony - 25 October 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Oops, and I also love the anti West Wight song! When I lived in Shanklin I never ever bothered going west.
     


Ha! You wait till you hear the Shanklin song then......
     


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Antony - 25 October 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Hej Mr Cheesy I enjoyed the R O T L's song. Very nice, reminded me of The KInks a bit. Any more songs coming...? And how did you get that Frank Sidebottom style head in the video? ;)
     


Yes more songs in the pipeline. I'm glad to hear the video worked. as for the frank sidebottom reference - you (sniff) obviously havn't heard of the terrible allergic reaction I had a couple of years ago.
     


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Revenge of the Lawn - 15 October 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Earl Mountbatten of Burma got the name of our song wrong! The song is called: "I F**king hate the West Wight!" We are not be confused with that other band "Resuscitate the Lawn", who are mainly crap, or with The Retreat of the Lawns, which was a historical event that took place in 1811, when large acreages of beautifully manicured Prussian lawns were forced to retreat across Eastern Poland in the face of Napoleon's advancing armies. Please get song titles right - it's so important! P.S. Is it my imagination or is inbreeding getting worse in the West Wight?
     


The message below makes no mention of your song title. He was mearly expressing an opinion. If you are trying to make some clever comment about the use of symbols to censor expletives then you are wasting your time. The censoring of expletives is carried out automatically (which is fine unless you mention Sc***thorpe) as is the removal of symbols and unnecessary symbols and white space (the only thing I can't get to work is the spull czecker)!
     


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Earl Mountbatten - 10 Oct 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Finally some one is saying what we've all been thinking for years. I F**king hate the West Wight too!
     


I checked with this respondent and his name really is Earl Mountbaten - the "of Burma" however is a soubriquet.
     


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Tony Cornell - 04 Sept 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Dear Mr. C___-B___, Although I was thoroughly resolved never to correspond with your site again, the lamentably deplorable standard of the English of a certain Year 7 pupil left me choking in rage and spluttering into my cup of Orange Pekoe! The scant regard for a capital letter on the first person singular subject pronoun was outrageous and downright contemptible! The inexcusably disrespectful distortion of English spelling rules was so distressing that I feel that the young scoundrel certainly needs a good six of the best! Please, Mr. C___-B___, install some minimum standard of written English, beyond which your correspondents must exceed in order to not only win your approval, but also to have their comments and thoughts published on your ironically entitled "Bitching" page. Young Ralph Ridler, please write out one hundred times: I am a veritable linguistic vandal!
     


I blame it on the teachers myself. I will suggest a sound thrashing next time I see his mother (she'll probably enjoy that {Boom-Boom}).
     


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Derry Leach - 22 August 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Hi (Probably a Different) Jane, Yeah I am in the City and doin' jus' fine thanks. Been over in India a while and other stuff and now got my first band playing all the stuff I made up in my bedroom and fantasised about playing wiv a band one day. Yeah got a kid then annuver one ! Hope yer well keep an eye open for me bleached bonce and shout if ya see me OK !! Brett Housego saw yer msg to Tony, last time I saw you you were about to go to the smoke without paying yer rent. Are you still recording stuff if so what and if not why not. Take it easy. Still ain't seen a band to match the Waltons and I been seen average 2 a week for the last 20 years. Del and the Fillers
     


20 years? 2 a week? Surely there can't be that many crap bands in the country?
     


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Weed - 07 August 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

lovely to visit cheesybits.com again was sent a pic of a new "Cats Like Plain Crisps" graffiti which appeared in St Margarets (Twickenham) last month ("where the shoe shop used to be") - http://www.wussu.com/squatting/grimages/clpc_2006_1.jpg PS Grosvenor Road page web address has changed - so there's a couple of bad links - ----------------------------------------- PS wussu.com from "Wussu", ex-partner's ex-cat :) all good things Weed
     


Thanks for the new links. Bizarrly, one of them pointed to a picture of my first girlfreind (and no! I am not talking about the Dalmation!). What are the chances?
     


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Ally2000 - 24 July 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Looked at the Stats not bad for such an obscure band. And the entry on Wikipedia which is funny and concise And I exist as a person and not as OB Quiet's alter ego
     


I met Mr Quiet on the beach a few weeks ago. Didn't recognise him at all, even when he said, "It's Owen". Good to see him after all this time.
     


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Ralph Riddler - 15 July 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

if u dont reply 2 my emails by sunday the 16th of july i will hunt u down and complain in person!!!!!!!!! my cat dosent like cheese does urs? No joke i have the original tape case 4 dead above the neck but have lost the tape soory about that(wen i say lost i meen sold on ebay 4 the millons on pounds i now have!)no really i do.bi
     


Oooops...Sorry Ralph. But it's only September. I've been busy!
     


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Ralph Riddler - 07 June 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Bout 3 things 1.oh yer i am doin my year 7 (did u get that 7) project on your band i my just about 1 page if i make LOADS of stuff up!! hehe i u still BIG TALL david or have u shunk in your old age!!! thanx this gives me an excuse to stay up late
     


Yes definately getting smaller by the day.
     


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Ralph Riddler - 07 June 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

STOP SAYING IM WEIRD OR I WIL TEL EVEYONE I NO NEVER TO VISIT YOUR WEBSITE AGAIN . were you at the festival this year i was it was well cool haha i saw coldplay and richard ashcroft .WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO " wop wop woptdo" sooo.did u go ???
     


Yeah I was at the festival. But I'm old so I can't remember anything about it.
     


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Brett Housego - 05 July 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Hello, I'd like to get back in touch with Tony Walton. If you could pass on my address or furnish me with his, I'd be much obliged. Thanking you in anticipation, Kind regards Brett Housego
     


Tony's address is somewhere below.
     


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Antony - 05 July 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Hi My Cheese. The research isn't going well. We don't have a cat or even access to one, and I don't think they even sell plain crisps here in Sweden. In fact they're pretty crap when it comes to crisps. I'll have to read the Parsons book to find out where the Cats Like Plain Crisps slogan is written. I'll get back to you on that one. I know people have asked this before, but does anyone have the 'Anika' series on video/dvd? I remember watching it at the time (before I knew about The Waltons) and being an ex IOW-er who ended up married to a Swedish girl, I'd love to watch it again!
     


I'm sure somebody said they had transfered it onto DVD but can't remember who. I got a copy of the video from Steve (Be-bop Dustbins drummer) through RobMartin.
     


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Mike Smith - 23 June 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

 
     


Consice, to the point, etc....
     


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Ralph Riddler - 06 June 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

oh haha youve got know ecuxe to phone dad now his number is ***** 28***2 i cant really say it dad will kill me he will have even stranger people calling him unlike the doctor the mangering directer from 7 acars and so on u get the pitcher. bye sorry ive fogoton every 1s name including me own (im 11 and know u haventlost track of time youve always been like that!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
     


Are you drunk? Are you sure you're 11?
     


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Ralph Riddler - 06 June 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

my cats called mazey mole ,but it s a cat how does this work help me . oh i kinda think da band was good 2 me favourite was sean'the thing'ridler(me dad!!) bye just doing this to bide tim e befor going to bed !!!!! RALPH (DO I GIVE 2 WOOFS) RIDLER
     


Ralph you're too weird, I don't know what to say!
     


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Rob Martin - 14 May 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

I wonder why it's there at all?!!!!! or I wonder why it hasn't been there long?
     


I wonder why you are so strange.
     


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Rob Martin - 12 May 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Did you know you lot (waltons) are on Wikipedia? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Waltons_(UK_band)
     


How strange. it can't have been there long. I wonder why.
     


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Elizabeth Easterday - 07 May 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

On January 31, 2006 from "Friends at riddler" Subject read as follows "you have successfully registered at Riddler.com. You can play now----The problem is that I can't get into program--refused all the time.
     


What do you reckon? Was this message automatically generated? Or has somebody been very silly?
     


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Antony - 02 May 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Hi Cheesy, I was flicking through the latest Tony Parsons novel 'Stories We Could Tell' (which my Mrs is reading at the moment), and I was intrigued to find the following text on page 52, Chapter 4, describing a squat which one of the main characters is living in: 'On the ground floor the cracked and crumbling white plaster was almost obliterated by slogans. WE ARE THE WRITING ON THE WALL. NO DRUGS IN HERE. CATS LIKE PLAIN CRISPS.' There you go!
     


Hmmm..I'm not that surprised it was a pretty famous piece of Graffiti at the time. Any mention of where this house was? How's the research
going.
     


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(pad) Jane - 21 April 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Hi to Derry - haven't seen you around the City for a while - not since the imminent birth of baby - who must be about, wot, 10 years old now? fnar fnar! So, how is it being a parent .... son/daughter/other? And hey Darren, of Be-Bops infamy .... where are you/what are you now?
     


Umm... Email Tony Cornell, he will probably be able to tell you.
     


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Sean - 21 March 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Yes David. I have got a copy of 'The Waltons Story'. If you agree to meet me you can look at it..........even perhaps..............touch it...We could look at it and touch it together, David.....TOGETHER!!!!... OH for Gods SAKE David, what we did was never WRONG!.....Two strong, young men, creating something beautiful with their bodies, unfettered by two thousand years of Judeo-Christian prejudice and hatred, untrammelled by the nauseating hypocrisy visited upon a love like ours by the bitter, dried up Nazis who seek to control even LOVE ITSELF! Even though you and I have tried so hard to forget those wonderful, ecstatic moments where we were joined as one and became IN OURSELVES the Ventnor sunset, looking out of your mums bedroom window across the English Channel as I bummed you, ......errrr. right, anyway I've got a copy of The Story as issued on that day as err.. requested.........................and umm well, err yes, um well yes of course but, well no obviously, no,no,no, of course theres absolutely no possibility of that sort of ghastly awfullness ever having happened between my client and the aforementioned myself ....err, yes it is me. ....is'nt it?.. ok, yes, i am happy to accept that what I have just said has just been said by me, always bearing in mind and taking into account that there are other 'me' who (obviously) dont exist. Beastly Ghastliness should always be avoided if it is in any way possible at all - COME ON CHAPS!!!! ....or no.. no..DON'T COME ON CHAPS.. stop it stop it stop coming on chaps stop it!!! stop it!! stop! STOP!! Awful Beastliness of this nature simply cannot be countenanced at all! And theres another thing........this sort of thing....well you know chaps , this sort of...well.... you know what I'm trying to say.... this sort of absolutely disgusting and satanically perverted bum-play, dressing room Human sacrifice, Mask worship and all the rest of it, between members of the Waltons - it all had to stop.... it all had to stop, it really did..........No one know! s the widespread and longlasting damage done by this small tribe both to itself during its short flowerering, and to all those who were unfortunate enough to have come into contact with them..... Aghbhana-whanidabawoona mandiberwindar-manawadingbanhja waggabanjo once said: "All things must pass....Therefore know ye the Wrath of WOTAN my friends, and partake thereof...... Yea, even unto the fullness of thine bellies" Contact me David. I have the document that you seek so desperately. P.S. Just browsing through some of the other stuff on here; I also have A copy of that interview by Petra and (?) Steve Sheath, in that fanzine they did.
     


From the Offices of Smack, Ure and Botte Dear Sir I have been instructed by my client Mr Cheesybits to inform you of our intention to sue you for the defamatory and depraved comments that you have published on this web site. Our client maintains that the "bumming" you describe never, infact, took place and is nothing but a twisted fantasy that has resulted from your years of incarceration in Her Majesties Prison Shaftbury where you were a renowned "barbie doll" for the infamous Ronnie "Big Meat" McGuire. Mr Cheesybits sites, as refutal evidence, the fact that you cannot see the English Channel from his mothers bedroom when you adopt any reasonable bumming position. Please address any further comments to the offices of the above. I remain yours S. M. L. Botte (Partner)
     


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Tony Cornell - 03 March 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Dear Mr. Ch, Concerning Derry Leach's proposal for a Waltons reunion gig with "other local 80's bands": Please! Please! Please, don't reform for a reunion! I have nothing against the idea in principle - I have nothing against the Waltons at all. A damn fine band, in fact. But, all this talk about reunions : it'll only put misguided ideas into the tiny brains of that genitally-challenged bunch of publicity-craving cretins, The Bebop Dustbins. Another chance for them to rant on about how big their penises are! And the last thing this Island needs is that cackle of misfits dragging their rotten, little carcasses out of their dark holes and reforming! Concerning your correspondent's wishes for a Waltons reunion, I condone his sentiment to the utmost degree and have nothing but admiration and applause for it. However, in uncovering the honey again, you will also be releasing the vinegar, for every silver lining comes with a cloud! Therefore, with all due respect, your correspondent, Derry Leach, would do well to keep his ideas to himself and entertain them in silence, lest he opens a pandora's box that we might all live to regret.
     


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Alex - 27 February 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

I would like to write a short piece on the Cheesybits. No, I don't know why either. Would you like to look it over?
     


Yeah that would be interesting. Please email it to me. If it paints me in a good light can I use it on my web site?
     


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Derry Leach - 22 February 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Right that's it. Enough pharting around it's about time there was a Waltons reunion / memorial / rememberance / sartorial gig call it what you will. This summer is as good a time as any before anyone dies or something equally unsociable. I'm sure if the other local 80s bands reformed for a night and joined in there would be a top turn out (give time for the now-parents to find babysitters who don't know about these bands). I propose Saturday August 26th OK. My patience is wearing thin.........................................Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhh
     


You'd better tell every body where this gig is going to be or the audience may be a little on the thin side.
     


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T. Walton - 27 January 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Dave I have lost your email address or Mr Shitbag Yahoo has lost your email address or it has just mysteriously disappeared as things are wont to do just when you least expect it or just when it is likely to do the most damage to ones equilibrium (do they still make Librium? Haven't come across any for a long time. Not that I'm particularly interested, 'twas simply a passing thought that somehow ended up being transferred from my brain, down through nerve endings in my arms to tingling fingertip-typed. Anyway I have popped my greying head above the parapetshop to ask you, my big long time unfriendlyish friend who's angry footstomping I sometimes (even here in the place of the dead) feel the vibrations of and wonder if the demons are dancing their dark disco-death-rap-shit rubbish in my cellar again, but no, tis you I'm pretty sure, causing landslips and mudslides and whales to become confused and depressed and beach themselves at Seaview and now this sentence has become so long th at I can't remember where it was leading and if this was Microsoft Office the mistersoftyware would be going bananas and cream and telling me that I can't do that and I can't do this and sometimes I'll purposely leave out all the punctuation just to piss it off, I mean you've gotta show these machines who's boss haven't you? Haven't you? So... to the point of the pencil; (see that?. A semi-colon. I don't use them very often, mainly because I have no idea what they are for). Do you have a copy of the Dead Above the Neck recordings? I don't. But I would like to. Could you do me a copy, preferably in wav format on a CD or, failing that, in wav format by email, or as MP3 by email or, failing all these as a crappy cassette copy sent by geriatric pigeon. Er... please. See? I can grovel with the best of them. Try and imagine me on my knees at your feet, begging, my fingernails shredded, fingers bleeding as I rake at the gravel, blubbing tears of desperation on to the landscapes of your extremities as I offer you my only fair daughter baked ! in an an gel cake if you will grant me this one wish. So, do I get the gig?
     


This was the email that gave rise to the comments below Re: Mp3s.
     


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Steve - 27 January 2006
Email : I am paranoid
Subject :

  Message:  

Well, not The Waltons Story. I have got Dead above the neck though. Just transfered it to mp3 and wondered if it would be possible to put it on the site with the other mp3's. I borrowed the tape from someone many moons ago. Sorry about that if your reading :) The covers are here and here. Still one of my favorite albums. Steve.
     


See the comments below Re: Mp3s. The covers are also here but I suspect yours are better quality.
     


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Sarge - 12 January 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Whats the chances of buying a copy of 'dead above the neck' as my dad dropped mine in a toaster, coz hes getting old now by the way, my dad is Doug Sargent and used to run Tobys under the prince consort I think we only met a couple of times, I was in various crappy bands before I hooked up with Cierille and we played as a small band called Tremor Christ oh and mad harmonica simon says 'wheres my bloody 12"' whatever..... and would you be cool with my new band covering the scrounging song? pretty pleeeease Chris Sargent formerly of the Isle of wigit
     


On the subject of Dead Above the Neck, (this could also answer the perenial question "What will Tony do next?") I have talked to Tony and we are going to get together soon and remix all of DATN. So it will soon be available for download or (if your'e not as tight as a gnats chuff) you will be able to buy a CD. Cierille. Was she the hot hippy chick with the fishy boyfreind? What were the crappy bands you were in? It's only fair that you tell us. I mean to say this entire website is dedicated to the crappy bands I was in. Mad harmonica simon says 'wheres my bloody 12" - Don't know. Who is MHS. Does he mean a Waltons 12" if so we have done him a favour not giving him one. You don't need permission to cover a song. I'm sure Owen wouldn't mind, why don't you email him.
     


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Jonny Sussams - 06 January 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

Oh pooh! I just wanted to remind you about Nev the Mod. He and you were geniuses. As was I. In fact, all in 1978 were top-notch - but isn't it all a bit piss poor now? Email anytime now because you are a bit special and we will die soon.
     


OK, but I'm still not Gary!
     


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Antony - 02 January 2006
Email : I am paranoid

  Message:  

So, do cats like plain crisps? And if so, why? Happy new year from snowy Sweden, brrrrr!
     


Whether or not Cats actually like plain crisps or not is one of the great unanswered questions. so you can't possibly expect me to answer it. I can tell you there was once a good deal more infomation about the appeal of various crisp flavours to cats written on the back of a road sign in Grosvenor Rd in Twickenham. However the writer of this theisis included no references to earlier works or original research and so may well have all been the stoned ramblings of some derranged Freak! I suggest you research the subject yourself. A good starting point would be Weed's site which covers the area here it all started. Or you could do some original research yourself. Do you have a cat? Maybe we could get all the contributors to this page to test the statement on their cats and I will gladly compile the results and add them to the stats page. Then the question (unanswerable) can be answered once and for all. On the subjct of Sweeden, I've just been watching the curling between Sweeden and Norway (womens) and (holy cow) the sweedish teams voices! It was like listening to fingernails being dragged across a blackboard. Do they all screech like that?
     


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