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THE FOUR MARYS' INSTRUMENTAL MADNESS

Title Key * File
Size
(Meg)
Length
(Mins)
Comments
April
Fools'
B 3.99 4:21 *New* 15 July 2008

We spent April Fools' Day 1997 stuck in a log cabin in the middle of a forest. We had nothing else to do so we did this. Nobody told me it was a trick.
Max - Drums
Cheesybits - Bass
Tom - Piano
200
Metres
B * 7.17 7:50 *New* 15 July 2008

Meanwhile, at the bottom of a shallow pool.
Cheesybits - Drums, Picky Guitar, Glissando Guitar, Bass, Harmonium, Big Fuck-Off Gong Thing
Sweaty
Beef
Symphony
B 4 2:54 *New* 15 July 2008
I believe I was very drunk at the time
Cheesybits - Drunk Drums, Drunk Squeaky Guitar, Drunk Forwards Guitar, Drunk Backwards Guitar, Drunk Bass Guitar, Drunken Random Pressing of Buttons and Twisting of Knobs
Life
in the
Tube
B 4.07 4:26 *New* 26 Jan 2008

This came from the same session that gave the world "Window in the Mix" (unavailable on Peace Frog folks [but available at all good second-hand vinyl stores {actually not anymore; I wonder if the last copy was bought after somebody clicked on this link}]).
Max - Mix, Drum Programming and probably more
Cheesybits - Keyboards, Accoustic guitar and probably less
Amatuer
Night
B 4.86 3:32 *New* 26 Jan 2008
What can I say. The title says it all.
Misty
One
Morning
B 6.05 4:24 22 Aug 2007

If nothing seems to be happening in the middle of this one you need better bass response. Buy some new speakers.
Mull
of
Kinshasa
B 7.64 5:33 22 Aug 2007
Anna
Came
Round
B 5.48 5:59 What can I tell you? Anna came round. She probably came round to check on her investment. This is, after all, all her fault. I promise these notes will get more interesting as you go down the page.

Cheesybits - Vox, Electric Guitar, Spannish Guitar, Crappy Mono Synth and The Mighty Farfisa Permagon
Brass B 4.05 4:25 A typical night in for Tom and Cheesybits.

Tom - Bass, Accoustic Guitar, Mix
Cheesybits - Percussion, Bad Keyboards
Casbah
Blanca
B 5.68 6:12 All the sights and sounds of the Casbah in your front room.

Cheesybits - Electric Guitar, Electric Piano, Claves, Organ, Bass
Clear
As
Chris
Tall
B * 3.64 3:58 Sometimes only 5/4 is good enough.

Max - Accoustic Lead Guitar
Cheesybits - Riff Guitar, Drums, Mandolin, Organ, Bass, Knees
Dembones B 5.15 5:37 What happens when a musical imbecile is given access to lots of loverly studio equipment.

Paul - Drums, Mix
Cheesybits - A bewildering array of Max's electronics, Guitar, Bass, Mix
Dog B 6.16 6:43 What happens when a musical imbecile has to put up with lots of shitty studio equipment.

Cheesybits - Yammaha XG, Guitar, Farfisa Permagon, Amiga 1200
Here
Hare
Here
B * 5.68 6:12 Sublime or dull? You choose! This is after all a democracy.

Tom - Classical Guitar, Mix
Cheesybits - Zippy Zither, Drums, Bass, Piano
The
Air Up
Hear
B 3.55 3:52 This is a randomly generated piece of music using an Amiga 1200 running the amazing Algorhythms programme and a Roland D-110 sound module.
Passing
Through
B 6.34 6:55 There is a version of this tune with more lyrics which should never see the light of day.

Lisa - Vocals
Miles - Electronics, Mix
Cheesybits - Spanish Guitar, Brit-Marine Snorkel, Percussion
Jo - Percussion
'Pistle
to the
Romans
B 5.21 5:41 'Pistle: Especially long, formal letter, missive. What can I say....The Bees it ain't.

Paul - Drum Programming, Organ, Possibly a bit of drumming.
Cheesybits - Bass, Lead Guitar, Bad Drumming, Synth
Orthopaedics B * 4.86 5:18 After a bad day at the clinic.

Tom - Lead Guitar
Cheesybits - Farfisa Permagon, Drums, Classical Guitar, Electric Guitar, Bass
The
Battle
of
Maldon
B 5.68 6:12 Sometimes only old norse will do. Captured in perpetuity, Cheesybits' first attempt at playing the trumpet. Dig those Lexicon reverbs.

Cheesybits - Max's Studio, Trumpet, Bass
Athgar - Recitation
The
Morning
After
(The Spyglass'
Works Outing)
B 4.02 4:23 Funny story attached to this one....but I can't be bothered to write it down.

Cheesybits - Accoustic Guitar, Spanish Guitar, Keyboard, Knees, Drums
God - Nature
Timothy
Tom and
Jeremy
John
B 4.68 5:06 Radio Two barbeque music. Not sure who the drummer is on this one, could be a Paul Butler sample.

Tom - Lead Guitar
Cheesybits - Bass, Rhythm Guitar, Riff Guitar, Organ
Twadalini B 4.64 5:04 There is a twenty two minute version of this song that should also probably never see the light of day. I think for most people 5.04 is more than enough.

Paul - Drums
Max - Nord Lead
Cheesybits - Rhythm Guitar, Bass, Electric Piano
Waddabumma B * 5.99 6:32 Apologies due to Phil Jones for nicking his idea but the title seemed to sum up this one.

Max - Mono Synth 1, Lead Guitar
Cheesybits - Mono Synth 2, Drums, Bass, The Mighty Farfisa Permagon
A Walk
on the
Hill
B 1.93 2:06 I'm guessing that somebody went for a walk on a hill.

Cheesybits - Featuring The Mighty Farfisa Permagon.
Winton
Dreams
B 5.23 5:42 OK I lied. These notes did'nt get more interesting as you went down the page. I can't remember how this one happened.

Tom - Guitar Run
Cheesybits - Bass, Electric Guitar, and lots of electronics

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