CDs from The House of Cheese

CDs from The House of Cheese
With only 236 shopping days until Christmas it has never been more important to think of your loved ones (you selfish bastards). What could more demonstrate your love than these exciting and groundbreaking "compact discs"? The House of Cheese™ Tacky Shopping Experience continues with these beutifully hand crafted musical treats. If you truly love* your freinds/children/mother/father/wife/husband/lezy lover/bum chum (delete where applicable) demonstrate your love in the language of CD. .
DON'T FORGET TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THESE CDs. PLEASE NOTE AT THE MOMENT ORDERS CAN BE POSTED TO THE UK ONLY. IF YOU ARE BUYING FROM ANYWHERE ELSE PLEASE ENQUIRE FIRST.

	Revenge of the Lawn - The Eponymous First Album Revenge of the Lawn's first, and therefore probably their best - possibly their only, album contains all their hits (except the ones it doesn't) and this first edition comes complete with an error in the track listing that will, of course, at some stage in the future make it a collectors item. Get your hands on a copy before a record company interferes and makes them sound shit! Track listing is as follows: How the Urination Process Has Effected Some of the Greatest Moments in History Mrs Jones Funny Old World Manchester Express Matelot The Tick Tock Song Four Minute Smile Why! (Jam) Sandwich Tidal Wave Dave At the End of Old Ryde Pier Noddy Stories I Fking Hate the Wt W***t All lovingly recorded in CD quality stereo sound (it's the new thing don't you know) at the bargin price of a fiver.	Price - £5.00

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*These CDs have been scientifically demonstrated to work equally well as a slap round the face for somebody you truly despise.