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| Please note I have removed the @ and any full stops from all email addresses on this page to try and fool the E-mail combines. If you want to email someone you will have to put these characters back in. | Click here to see Stats! |
| Messages for 2011 | ||
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| 2011 | ||
| Russ Surfer - Sun 11 Dec 2011 | ||
| Email : I am paranoid | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | I want to buy Smeggy & the cheesybits badges, however i do not want to add any money to the evil corporation that is paypal ( spit spit ) So is there a way of doing it via a cheque. If there is i will buy 10 off ya. Even if there are over priced at £1 each. | |
Unfortunately I'm all out of SATCB badges (they proved amazingly popular). I'll have some more in the new year. Remind me what did PayPal do again? | ||
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| Skdjfhsildfugufg - Tue 22 Nov 2011 | ||
| Email : sdfdfhf sdfsdfgsdf | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | Free squid in Brighstone last night. | |
Yeah! Free the Squid! | ||
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| Al - Tue 25 Oct 2011 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | So Cheesybits, are you dead or what? | |
No mate. I just don't have an internet connection. | ||
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| Bill - Mon 15 Aug 2011 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : The Old Subjects Were Better | ||
Message: | Everybodys switched to house of cheese messenger now - we trashed the oxfam in bexhill last week. Well when i say we - i mean me and my dog and when i say trashed i mean i hastily re arranged some of the y fronts whilst the till person was distracted by my dog. | |
Was that your part in the riots then? | ||
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| Son - Tue 05 Jul 2011 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : The Old Subjects Were Better | ||
Message: | heloooo what is this shit! no new updates for months??? what the hell ? there are taiwanwanes mail-order- bride sites with ore hits than this? call yourself an administrator? man-up man! | |
Hello son, how are you, fuck off etc. | ||
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| Depresstival - Fri 24 Jun 2011 | ||
| Email : I am paranoid | ||
| Subject : Cats Like Plain Crisps | ||
Message: | Can cat's like plain crisps do another show please? I have noticed they were one of the early antifolk bands. So are revenge of the lawn for that matter. | |
Probably not but you never know. | ||
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| Xfather123 - Sat 28 May 2011 | ||
| Email : I am paranoid | ||
| Subject : Smeggy and the Cheesybits | ||
Message: | EfxcKs this is delisious! xfather123 | |
Err... Ok | ||
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| Peter Bibbings - Tue 24 May 2011 | ||
| Email : napple nappletales co uk | ||
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Message: | Hello, Just made a video for The Waltons - Brown Rice. It can be viewed here: Hope you're doing well, Peter | |
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| Fuck - Thu 12 May 2011 | ||
| Email : fuck pig com | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | Its a bit late now but revenge of the lawn will bw running a tandem from bembridge to ryde for the final of the ...oh never mind... | |
It's the thought that counts. | ||
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| John Papphut - Wed 04 May 2011 | ||
| Email : jpapphut hotmail com | ||
| Subject : Other | ||
Message: | VanzHatticide [A poem by an impartial observer in the audience, who was quite taken and impressed by Vanzatti's hats, but not their sentiments towards ordinary, middle-of-the-road, predictable hats.] Vanzatti stole my hattie, Which I'd left upon the mattie, They squashed it oh so lattie, A splattie, so undiplomattie. Vendetti, Vencitti, Vanzatti! Vendetti cum scortum Vanzatti! Oh, Meretrix musicus, why do I cry? My head hurts and my ears smell a lie. Aspiring in awe, these wearers of hatties, A milliner's dream, they'd ne'er wear cravaties, Their head-gear, sensational and so hatcrobattie, But why did they have to flatten my hattie? Oh, why did they flatten my dull little hattie? | |
Sic Biscuit Disintagratum. | ||
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| Using An Outdated Browser - Sat 30 Apr 2011 | ||
| Email : I_have_bought an_umbrella com | ||
| Subject : ROTL's Last Gig Was The Dog's | ||
Message: | "Just like last year Vanzatti are running a coach to and from the event. Picking up at Freshwater Social Club and Hogs Head - Newport. Spaces are going fast if you would like us to reserve you a seat please add a message below" You see? If you gave away free shit, how different it all could have been. On the other hand, do ROTL have enough mates to fill a coach? | |
No we definitely don't have enough friends to fill a coach - possibly a Mini-bus - and any friends we do have couldn't afford £4 to get into a gig. I told Rob that he should bring examples of his handcrafted wooden sperms to bribe the judges with but that didn't happen, and then Dread scuppered any slight chance we had by pissing against the edifice and getting in trouble with the security guards. | ||
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| Mr Test - Thu 28 Apr 2011 | ||
| Email : mothland btopenworld com | ||
| Subject : The 80s Were S**t | ||
Message: | Just a test | |
Thankyou for testing. | ||
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| Woger - Mon 25 Apr 2011 | ||
| Email : | ||
| Subject : The Waltons | ||
Message: | It surely can't have escaped anyones notice that "Annika: The Complete Series" was released on 18-04-2011. Available for about 9 of your best pounds. See: Mr Cheese when he was thin! See: Mr Dread when he was young! See: the IW in the 80s! (when they had proper ferries an'shit!) See: the only time I had a girlfriend! ...or is it just me that noticed because I've got no mates and I'm bored and drunk and 12,000 miles from home | |
Yes it was only you that noticed but I'll pass it on! | ||
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| Bill - Fri 04 Mar 2011 | ||
| Email : billlimosus tiscali co uk | ||
| Subject : Sandwichs | ||
Message: | Yes but lets face it Steven was a Mod...................with his little fishing rod cos he thought he'd catch a cod Brilliant god we need a smeggy reunion gig before we all die Bill. | |
It's the Nab Funk reunion that I'm looking forward to. | ||
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| Bill O'Neill - Sun 20 Feb 2011 | ||
| Email : billlimosus tiscali co uk | ||
| Subject : Sandwichs | ||
Message: | Dear All, I have turned 50 and am a proud grandad to baby Orla - unfortunately i can no longer eat sandwiches due to lack of teeth. But enough of that - dear ROTL a 5oth anniversary Hastings ding dong is being planned at the legendary Carlisle. I shall take a commenatrive sandwich to throw at the bands - allegedly Smokestack Lightning and the Teen beats ( surely the local trade description office need to investigate the use of the word 'teen').Anyway sad news over the last year good friends and local musos Dave Blackman (drummer with Teenbeats) and Gary Turner (singer of Clockwork Criminals) let loose the mortal coil - too young by far and sadly missed. yours Bill O'Neill | |
I saw the the Teenbeats back in the day. They were very good. Very Mod. | ||
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| Lottie - Mon 31 Jan 2011 | ||
| Email : mothland hotmail com | ||
| Subject : ROTL's Last Gig Was The Dog's | ||
Message: | OI MAIT. CAN I HAVE MY VIDEO PLEASE? | |
I'm a bit busy being ill at the moment. I'll get on it next time I go home. | ||
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| I'M BORED - Sat 01 Jan 2011 | ||
| Email : I'm Bored | ||
| Subject : | ||
Message: | I'm Bored | |
You should get out more! | ||
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