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Good for swashbuckling or ...
... giving directions to tourists.
Good for squaring up to someone or...
... pleading and snivelling miserably for mercy.
|No, you're wrong! This is not an ironic comment on Christmas being a time when you want to commit suicide!|
The Cheap and Nasty t-shirt is good for going that one step further than your neighbour in the annual "I've got a better Christmas tree than you" battle. Wear it as you hoist yourself up to the top of your tree with a hefty block and tackle and watch your neighbour's face turn green with envy when she/he realises they've only got a poxy angel or a ratty old star!
Watch carol singers stare in admiring but stunned disbelief as, when your front door is opened, they behold YOU with the apex of the christmas tree stuck up your arse, wearing our Cheap and Nasty range White t-shirt. Alternatively, for a more flexible and swinging approach, you could just remain dangling from the block and tackle fixed to the top of the tree.
Here, our model had almost hoisted himself to the top of the 18ft municipal Christmas tree that stands in Newport Town Hall function room, when he stopped to model the Cheap and Nasty t-shirt as part of the Mayor's Christmas Corporation Dinner Dance. (The Town Hall's mighty roof beams can be seen in the background)
Unfortunately we don't have the skill to put up an e-shop,
For an ever-growing and exciting range of badges,
Don't forget to see the Family range and, no, we haven't forgotten you, single mums,
|Now, how about a dance step or two?|