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But one day I will die.

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What's New

28.06.2009
More pictures of Revenge of the Lawn's gig at the Simeon Arms 29.05.09..

15.06.2009
Another Jam.

11.06.2009

So finally here it is. The movement you've all been waiting for.

REVENGE OF THE LAWN's first album.

In a shock move (two weeks ago) Revenge of the Lawn release "The Eponymous First Album" (no I don't know what the f**k it means either but I pretend I do so that I don't look like too much of a c**t).
Now available to puchase here.

Some people may say this is where it belongs, but they are just jealous - it's really very good - I'd stake my reputation on it (or something valuable)

02.06.2009
For those of you who missed Revenge of the Lawn at the Simeon on Friday here is a clip of them performing their top selling single I F**king Hate the W**t W***t

30.05.2009
Some early photos of Revenge of the Lawn's first gig at the Simeon last night which was, by all accounts "the dogs nadgers".

24.05.2009
In a shock move (two weeks ago) OB Quiet joins Revenge of the Lawn.

18.05.2009

So finally here it is. The moment you've all been waiting for.

REVENGE OF THE LAWN's first gig.

The band promise driving rhythms, contentious lyrics and soaring melodies sprinkled with abusive language, bum notes and plenty of chaos.
The band are taking to the stage by 8.30 p.m. So if you don't want to miss anything you'd better get there by then.

N.B. You are positively encouraged to print out a copy of this poster and stick it in your window.

16.05.2009
Miracle of miracles - it looks like Revenge of the Lawn are finally going to be playing a gig (no seriously). And it should be this month. They have, however, announced that they will not be performing their hit songs "Bill O'Neil's Sandwich" or "Bum Banditeers" so apologies go out to the Portsmouth and Eastbourne contingent.

11.05.2009
An old mix of Funny Old World has just appeared.

11.05.2009
Finally the vocal version of Tidal Wave Dave is unleashed on the world. Revenge of the Lawn apologise for the delay, they say it was due to a signal failure at Smallbrooke Junction.

10.05.2009
Revenge of the Lawn are trying to get get a gig but a continually frustrated by twats that want to know if they (ROTL) can play Micheal Jackson covers. If you know anywhere they can play let them know through the complaining page. Or if you are having a party and you want them to come along and play also make contact through the complaining page. The band says: "We would consider anything really so long as it feels right, we just want to get a gig. Any one out there that would like a demo before they let us play can fuck off though".

25.04.2009
Finally a new song from those idolators of indolence Revenge of the Lawn

09.04.2009
Nab Funk claw their way back into the charts.

05.04.2009
Those home-helps of quantum mechanics Revenge of the Lawn plumb new depths with their cover.

04.04.2009
Watch more Be-Bop Dustbins performing at the Garlic Festival 1985

03.04.2009
Watch The Be-Bop Dustbins performing at the Garlic Festival 1985

01.04.2009
Watch a slightly crappy version of Revenge of the Lawn's video for At the End of Old Ryde Pier.
We had no end of trouble trying to compress it because of all the flashing. But you can just about see it.....
Oh by the way - Warning: Contains Flashing Images

30.03.2009
Mrs Jones on speed.

29.03.2009
I think I may have been lulled into a false sense of obscurity.

15.03.2009
Quality rushes in from left field in the form of 12 new tracks from O B Quiet

07.03.2009
Now available for download - The Miami Vice Mix of The Waltons' Rainy Rizla Morning.

03.03.2009
Evidence that Revenge of the Lawn's recording techniques are as [a]stringent as ever.

20.02.2009
Despite bribing officials at The County Press Revenge of the Lawn still only managed to come third in the Live Wired competition.

05.02.2009
Some new buttons. They're shiny!

31.01.2009

It is time, once again, for Revenge of the Lawn to fail to get into the live final of a competition the prize of which is to play at the Festival/Bestival (delete where applicable). You have a unique opportunity to share in this slight sense of disappointment and rejection by voting for them here.

This year ROTL have entered their musical consideration of the plight of those two giants of philosophical argument Noddy and Jean Paul Satre. Band leader and crumhorn maestro "Slick" Knobturner-Littlehampton said of the competition, "After failing to get into the live final for two years we decided to cheat and enter 14 songs under different names, reasoning that if all the songs that were put to the public vote were ours we would be sure of a place. When this didn't work we decided that the only way we would ever get our hands on those free tickets was to have friends - we are still working on this project." Of the song he said, "We chose this song because of the strong and thoughtful lyrical content, the infectious rhythms and the fact that it is the only one we had left."

Remember, most of you will have dynamic IP addresses and so be able to vote every 24 hrs or so. 5% of every vote you cast will be donated to Comic Relief so by voting for Revenge of the Lawn you are helping to save small children from around the world - voting for anybody else will of course give tiny babies AIDS.

30.01.2009

NEW

The moment you've all been waiting for! Sir Lord Easy-Listening's TB All-Stars. Pictures to look at with your eyes and mp3s for you to download and look at with your ears.

13.01.2009

EXCITING NEWS

Renege of the Lawn continue to not release any new songs.

...What's Old ...

REVENGE OF THE LAWN's first album.

REVENGE OF THE LAWN's first gig.

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